Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Shltskc gw? G

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

knock knock go away

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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