Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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