what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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