Robert Mugabe.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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