- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats 1+1? window!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

This is an anti-joke.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

when debbie meets downer

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