- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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