What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

The chickens have become self-aware!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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