- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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