A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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