What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Trump will make America great again.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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