- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

save me from the nothing ive become

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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