- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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