- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Women's Rights

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats the defination of cruelty

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.