- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Male leadership.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Major League Soccer

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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