Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

100 chefs walk into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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