- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

SHUT UP JP

How high is the sky? True or False

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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