What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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knock knock go away

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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