- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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