- Anti Joke

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.