- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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