- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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