What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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The Labour Party.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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I just drank a cola.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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