- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your mother is average.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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