What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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all the kids had fun

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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