- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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