- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Poop

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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