- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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