What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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