- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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