knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

drugs.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the new green? Green

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

women rights

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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