what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What is 9+10? 19

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Justin Bieber.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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