- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

a. why? b. because

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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