why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

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