- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White men's rights

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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