- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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