- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why so serious ?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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