- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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