- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

woman's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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