- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mums a potato

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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