Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Barack Obama is a good president.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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