Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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