- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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