- Anti Joke

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator