Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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taking out the trash... at night

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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