A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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sucks Syntax...

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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