Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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