- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

The Colts this year.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

knock knock? come in

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