- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Committing Suicide #YOLO

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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