Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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