- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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