- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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