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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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