- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

how do you win a game try your best

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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