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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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