You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Tucker Rivera

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Penis

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Tilt your screen back .

call me maybe.

Anyone can post anything.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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