- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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