Male leadership.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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