- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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