- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

ur an fagit

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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