- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the old man say? Im old

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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