teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Women's rights.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Women's Rights

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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