- Anti Joke

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?