- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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