What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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