What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Robert Mugabe.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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