- Anti Joke

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer