- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

an american walks out of a strip club.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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