What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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I named my son ps2 controller

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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