- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Click here to end the world.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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