What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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5 people are walking

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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The Morman Religion.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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