- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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