An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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