why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Me

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Diarrhea

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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