- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Waffles ate my grandma

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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